hey, you!- yes, sir! good morning, sir!- what good morning! who has repaired my car so badly? when i apply the brake,the wiper starts. switch on the light, it honks!honk and it stops! is this done?- sir, i.. shut up! this is appu khote's car! check everything properly!
it isn't an ordinary man's car!got it? sir.. will you come outfor a minute? - why? i want to check the car thoroughly! open the door! come, sir! what? - could you turn around sir?that wiper! what? oh my god! you've kicked me so hard! were you an ass in your past life?- shut up!
you repaired the car!you tested it! and being a mechanic,you boss over a mechanic! mechanic!this is what makes me angry! so what if i am a mechanic?say engineer! but why do you act smugly with me? i only act smugly! but he..is smarter than me! vijay!- yes! "let's go." his legs are here! the man tooshould be somewhere here!
fool! these are legs! not shoes that peoplecan leave anywhere! i know!- look! learn something! he's working so seriously! he's working seriously?i'll tell you! look how seriously he's sleeping!- ms. sweetie! my honey! you're an ac cab! you're beautiful! dreaming of yesterday's bedroom,i think!
i'll kick and wake him up! hey, bogus! hey, dreamer! wake up! hello! good morning! the car is ready!lights, brakes are fine! the engine too is fine!- hey, actor! come to your senses! you guys!i thought boss has arrived! the boss will arrive anytime! last night i was romancingwith my wife in roman style!
we chatted so much, i didn't evenrealise when it was morning! you spent the entire night talking?- get lost! after having four kids,you've put a full stop! he had a daughter and has stopped! but look at me!i am still going on! very youthful likehrithik roshan (movie star)! and my wife is likeamisha patel (movie star)! listen to this!- "say that you love me!" "say that you love me!"- stop it!
today is pay day!at least today work diligently! whatever day it is,this is how we work! you guys will never reform!- yes! you know that, right! go! don't waste time. go! give money. don't you have?- no. i am bijnora.gives money on interest basis. but with grantee.- okay, sir.
you didn't pay. given watch.- yes. as grantee.watch is mine, go. if we go from there ourentire salary will be finished! there's only one way to escape!let's flee! trying to flee? business without money.. ..and a scooter without the plugdon't work! - hey! our plug! if i hadn't taken out the plug,you'd have fled! no! you're mistaken!
we were coming to you. con, i am working with you sinceten years. i know yours all tricks. taking money and hiding.- no. i am peon in factory.but i give money on interest. so i am your boss.give money. sir.- today no nothing. come on.- sir don't show the knife. i've set aside the interest money.- here! yours!- mine too! - you too.
take out the money! come on!- here. my full salary. 4000 bucks.take what you want. give me the rest! i've four kids. i'll somehow adjust.feed them air and water! don't talk too much! let me see! i am not such a bad man!3, 4, 5, 6, 7! i took 1000 bucks.i'm returning 3000! 3000 is enough for four kids! you gave the interest!now who'll pay the principal amount?
your father?- bijnora! we'll get diwali (festival of lights)bonus this month. we'll repay it then!- take this! if you don't repay on diwali.. ..i'll raise a ruckus at your house! you guys will be humiliated!remember! oh god! look at the plight!look at the condition of my colony! i, p.k. kakkar own this colony! i've become a beggar askingfor the rent!
i rent out the house!and i have to beg! vimla! see that? they turned aroundwith the plate as if i am a dog! and i'll lick from their plate!chicken! mutton! you can afford chicken, mutton! and can't pay my rent! where is your mother? vimla! vimla! hey, khakhara! again you've come! khakhara! my name is not khakhara!it's kakkar!
now no matter what your name is! doesn't matter to me! and look, talk about the rent,it's fine! why do you eye my kids' food? what else should i do? you can give good foodto your kids! you can have a kid every year! but you can't give my rent?- hey, fatso! whether i have one kidor four in a year!
who're you to interfere?- i? your husband! scoundrel!- don't beat me! don't hit!- i won't spare you! i'll break your skull! your back! fatso! say it again! what are you doing? will you kill the landlord?- now look, meena! what's this man saying!this fat, ugly, crazy man! he says i am your husband!
now if someone hears it,he'll think i've two husbands! no, no!they'll think i've two wives! if you're so self-respecting,pay my rent! i won't even come in your dream! look, you're elder.such things don't suit you. yes! but you tell me! if i don't get the rent on time,i'm bound to talk nonsense! everybody has problems. don't you? but every month you payyour rent on time.
she neither pays the rentnor does she respect me. did you see?how she threw me out rudely! look! look! now you tell me! you tell me! is this right? okay! okay! fine!listen, my husband had called. the three of them have gottheir salary. but they'll come late. they'll be late! see? mechanics nowadays usecordless phone! hey, fatso!give respect and take respect!
first give rent and then respect! i've paid the rent!- you've paid the rent! who'll pay the electricity bill? add two zeros after 5and you get 500! you've not paid itsince two months! who will pay it?your mother's husband! no! my husband! your husband can'tafford tea leaves! how will he paythe electricity bill!
seeing the kids, i thoughtyou all are normal families. so i gave you all a place to live. i took just 2000 rupees as advance. and you all..have started bossing over me! now it's over! finished! no pity! no mercy!i want 5000 rupees advance! no need to be shocked! the one, who pays,stays in this house! otherwise get lost! go and beg!
auto! auto! fatso!- may this fatso rot in hell! may he drown, break his limbs! vimla, from wherewill we get the money? how do i know? if my hubby had paid on timethis wouldn't have happened! he spends all his money drinking!how will he pay the rent! if our husbands had given ustheir full salary.. ..this problem wouldn't have arisen!
we'll tell our husbandsto give us the entire salary! only then will we run the house,or we won't! correct! this is the problemof middle class families like us! expenses exceed the income. the world is round.hollow from inside. money is everything.the rest is worthless. if income is zero, then wife beats. life is in a mess.it's a big problem.
because expenses exceed the income. "expenses exceed the income." "this is everybody's tension." "life is longbut the pension is low." "how to survive?" - "that'sthe problem all over india." "on the first day of the month." "rich food is cooked." "by the 11th of the month." "we have to make do with pickles."
"inflation has affected everybody.happiness is ruined." "moneylenders form a queue." "grocers abuse us." "how to survive?"- it's very difficult! "when we have to starve." "we remember the donation box." "when we break it,we find only pennies." "we can't even afford tea with it." "middle class people dress up well.but their pockets are empty."
"from the 20th to the 30th,he only bangs the plate." "he only bangs the plate." "how to survive?"- come on! it will fly now! carefully, rani! look how happy rani is!this sari is for you! sari? what was the needto spend so much? money is transient.we can earn it easily.
no! we get money only on one day!on the day of salary! and it has to bestretched over 30 days! give me your salary!- salary? here! what's this?this is half the salary! now shall i pay the rent.. ..the bread vendor, the milkmanor buy groceries with this? how can i meet the expenses? why worry, love?
this monthi'll get diwali bonus too! bonus! with that dowe celebrate diwali.. ..or pay our kid's school fees! and though i forbade you,you bought the tv.. ..by mortgaging my necklace. we've to release that too! don't worry, darling! i'll makeeverything fine! - fine, my foot! look.. if you don't give methe full salary.. ..i won't run your house!you manage it!
i'm fed up of answeringthe lenders! - but.. there's a problem. instead of the 20th.. ..the fight has begun on the first! what to do? yes! bedroom! i'll pacify her there! you're looking so gorgeousin this new sari (indian dress)! come! sit!- you've bought it!
sit! keep your feet up! need the fan? oh god!seeing your anger i was sure.. ..there'd be a strikein the bedroom today! a man and wife do fight. fighting is one thing.love is another. hey! when you had brought milkon our first night.. ..you were looking stunning! and today..
..in spite of being a motheryou look so beautiful. what's the secret of your beauty? the famous beauty soap?- enough! why don't you flatter meduring daytime? you remember it only at night! actually..- what? you know..- what? i.. take this! what is this? again half the salary!
darling, adjust for this month! next monthi'll give you full salary! either spend or save! you decide! what'll i save in this small salary? what are you getting at? look.. now we should learnto save money. save! take off your sari !- why? it's a new sari ! it'll get spoiltif you wear it at night! save! take it off! take it off!
why are you yelling? as if theadjacent country has dropped a bomb! not bomb! i have served you soda! soda! why? do you want kerosene?- you.. what i mean is thatyou always add soda! you fool!this is an imported whiskey! has your father ever seen it?- no! if i add soda in this,i won't get a kick! i'll fall flat!
everyday you change your drink. so how will i come to knowhow it affects you? you should knowwhen the man drinks, when.. ..and how he drinks.- yes. knowing this is an indian women'smost important duty! got it? here!- yes! catch it! when i was a kid,i used to play cricket everyday! liked the jerk?- you're driving so smoothly!
now get down! people too are nice!i think its fine! driver! unload the luggage!- nice place! why are you worriedfor the luggage? the sun will give you a tan. there'll be less lightduring the night! you go. i'll come.- i'll go in. listen! - yes! - first placeyour right foot inside. yes! it's a new house!everything should be fantastic!
the way you said fantastic..it has stolen my heart! your romance is fantastic! it's your..- hey, romeo! yes! - i'm seeing you tworomancing since too long! glance at the meter too!or else the meter will shock you! tell me! how much is your fare?- 300! what!- 300! have you gone mad? i looked at the meter whilegetting down, it was 60 rupees! yes!- hey, romeo!
forget the meter! won't you payextra for the luggage? 300! what extra?charge me the legal amount! hey, smarty! don't teach me law! i am a hot tempered man!- then cool down! hey, red shirt guy!stop acting smugly! give me 300 rupees and get lost! is that so? come here! come here!- yes! am i troubling himthat he's saying get lost?
i'll bash you up!then don't tell me! what're you doing?am i a kid that you'll bash me? is he a girl to take her out? i'll take the money! got it? before becoming a cab driver,i used to collect protection money! papria boss! ask anybody! we entered this colonya minute ago. so what's he talking about? i don't know what he's saying!
first you said extra money,now its protection money! look, i've been an expertat what you're learning now! what are you talking about?i don't understand. you can't even think of achievingwhat i already have! don't talk about thingswhich i can't understand. talk properly like a human! you won't be ableto understand this! hey, talk respectfully!- listen! listen! even i talk to her respectfully!tell me!
do you love your bones? i'll break your bones! you won't reach home! just watch!- hey, fool! idiot! stupid! dim-witted! bird-brained! idiot! cretin! shall i give you a tight slap? stinking, rotten man!how dare you abuse me! very good, beloved!don't spare him! sister-in-law! - now you're callingher sister-in-law! get down!
take this! take this! take this! leave him, dear!- how much money do you want? how much should i give you? give me all that you have! come on! it's been agessince i had money for beating! come on! your chain isshining a lot! - here! - beloved! want the watch? - no!you're in bad shape! i don't need it. anything else?- no! - i had told you! keep the luggage inside the house!
sister-in-law knows me well!- yes! before becoming a cab driver,i was a porter! yes! you look like one! let's go, munni!- do one thing! why are you staring?- keep the luggage inside! go!- even if 5 rupees fall short.. go i said! - ..i'll havethe cab pawned for 50,000 bucks! no!- got it? i remember everything! i'll keep this inside.i'll clean your house. - okay!
i'll sweep your house.i'll dust it! - listen! bathroom!- hey! if you will behave decently.. ..then i don't want your money! keep the luggage inside. okay.- thanks. don't act now! you bashed him up nicely!it was fun! is that so?- yes! hello.- hello. - hello. brother.- yes.
initially you wereaddressing him politely. - yes. and now what we saw,it was something else! right? - yes! so who's the real you? what you saw initially,i'm the same person now. and what you just saw,i was that earlier. but don't worry. because now i am.. something else. you see.. it's different! this is how i am!i behave the way a person is!
like, you're a gujarati.- yes. so i'll tell her, how are you?fine? is everything fine? - wow! this is the way i am!- fine! fine! bye. - bye. wow! we have gotsuch a nice neighbour! - anju! anju! - coming!why are you yelling so much? not i, your cooker is screaming!turn it off! if you do it,will men be dishonoured? yes!
if men start doing women's work.. ..they'll lose theirhonour completely! - is that so? in the bathroom the womancleans the man's back! runs the housewith half the monthly salary! she listens to lenders' abuses! and when it's aboutturning off the gas.. ..that's not a man'sbut a woman's job! what's this? great! you're going on scolding! shut up! and quietly liein some corner! got it?
why?why should i lie in some corner? because men slog and earn! and women only have to cookand clean the house! got it? look.. if you degrade me like this.. ..i'll dump all the household choreson you! oh my god! what attitude! that's why people say..never marry an educated girl. there is a problem! excuse me please!
my name is jhumri!your new neighbour! did i disturb you?- tell me! what do i tell you?- what's the matter? what to tell you?there is no water in my house. how is that possible? here we get water between 6 and 10!- what! fantastic! but the landlord told me.. ..there's water round the clock! that fatso never speaks the truth!
he always liesand traps the tenants! and if we don't paythe rent on time.. ..he throws us on the street! if you don't mind.. can i gettwo pots of drinking water? why not?- surely! thanks. - i saw you with yourhusband early in the morning. it felt nice. made for each other. was yours a love marriage? you see.. i am from benaras.and my husband is from bihar.
we romanced at taj mahal. we married in lucknow.and then we reached mumbai. isn't it fantastic?- even she had a love marriage! they fight and patch upafter two minutes. fights are commonbetween husband and wife! that too has its special passionand joy! - yes! you all are married too. don't you all know? now we..- jhumri!
coming, dear!why are you so impatient? jhumri name suits you!- it's a nice name! isn't it?- you see.. i always sway. so my husband lovinglycalls me jhumri! jhumri!- yes! jhumri darling!- you go! we'll get the water. okay! fine! thanks a ton!- it's okay! "men of my age."
"should know cooking." darling!where did you keep turmeric? in the red box!- okay! beloved!- yes! don't forget to cook my favouritecarrot pudding! - carrot pudding! i'm cooking spinach-cottage cheesefor you! that too with cream! beloved! you're very sweet!- yes! i'll get water!- come quickly! i can't endure this separation!
"kashi sways. patna sways." "kolkata sways." "when your waist sways." what is this? i was comingfor the water! - it's okay! whether you come or we,it's the same thing, jhumri! can i come in to keep this? no, no! don't take the trouble!sit! sit! come on! come on! beloved! make three cupsof special tea! - yes!
i think she makes her husband danceto her tune! very smartly,i can judge a person's character. i feel this woman is very snooty. get the tea quickly!- you've come! we were just praising you! does your husband cook? no, no! it all depends on our mood! if i am in the mood, i cook.if he's in the mood, he cooks. a man is cooking. it's so stunning.
what's so stunning? in ancient times.. sit! sit!- hello! in the past, hello, who usedto cook at the kings' palaces? men used to cook!- yes! and today too.. right from an innto a 5 star hotel.. who cooks? men! jhumri..i have made tea for you too. fantastic! thank you! what tea! fabulous! you just enjoy!i like to take women's blessings.
what do i tell you? not just tea.. ..my hubby cooks such tasty food.. ..that one could gobble the platewith the food! then he'd have to be admittedin the hospital! - yes, of course! and his carrot pudding willmake you lick your fingers! and don't talk about bottle gourd!- jhumri! yes!- i know that i am your husband! but don't praise me so much!i get a shock! look.. men have their own selfishreason for serving women.
you see.. if the base is strongthen the building too is strong! no, no! women haveto run the household. so it's more importantfor her to be strong! this is my philosophy!- you're absolutely right! what you said about this building..it's absolutely right! hang on!the food is getting burned. i'll just..will you've anything else? no! - the biscuit is there.my kids will eat them. shall i send the packet home?- no, no! it's okay!
if you say, i'll send it. you're very lucky, jhumri!- yes! look, look! taj mahal! the grocer! come on!let's go there! - hey! you've come to the gateway ofindia after having meals on credit? where's my money?- we'll repay it. we'll repay it soon.- but when? today, tomorrow, day after! everyday you make false promises!
look, try to understandour problem. we too don't get money on time.what do we do? you people don't get money on time. and my boss abuses me dailyand makes me mad! if you don't repay two months' billwithin two days.. ..you all will be in trouble! our lives have become miserable! the lenders keep cominghere one after the other! now it has become difficultfor me to go out! - why?
wherever i go, people ask for money! i walk like this!- meena! meena! jhumri! everybody is here! fantastic! why are you all so tense? what to tell you, jhumri? our husband's salary isn't enoughto run the household. if your husband's salaryis not enough.. ..then you work too.
yes! this is today's voice! look at me! i earn 7000 rupees! with that i run the house,spend on my daughter's education. and i keep my husband's10,000 rupees in the fixed deposit. wow! why don't all three of you work? it will solve all the problems. jhumri has given a nice idea!- yes! but vimla.. who will give us work?
we will ask the onewho gave us this idea! - yes! stop! stop!- stop! stop! listen!- jhumri! listen!get us a job in your company. i?- what are you thinking? will you all really work?- yes! we will have to do it!- yes! fine! tomorrow i'll get the formfrom my company! you people have come!i'll introduce you all!
she's our new neighbour! jhumri! and jhumri..these are our husbands! i am anjali's husband vijay!- okay! she's my wife!- appu khote! and he's ravi, my husband! hello.- hello. what do you all do? we're mechanics in varun motors. not mechanics.we're mechanical engineers!
mechanical engineers! - i see!- made a mistake in saying it! no problem!- what does your husband do? my husband.. look!my husband is there! "it was such funto wash the wife's clothes." "on the window sill.." he's drying the clothes!is he a laundryman? what rubbish!- what nonsense! you know her husband doesall the household chores! he cooks, makes teaand washes clothes.
later he irons them too! right?- yes! meaning he does all women's tasks!- yes! will he give birth to kids too? hey, you!i'll give you a tight slap! don't you've any manners?- don't mind him, jhumri! he's a jolly man! he likes to joke! what joke!i don't like this type of joke! appoint a teacher for him! teach him how to respect a woman!
his brain is damaged!i'll give you a tight slap! wow!- what? hey! who called her? she's our neighbour!- you called her! did you feed her? what? she says my brain is damaged! shall i show you whose brainis damaged! come! come on! 'i bow to you..' '..o almighty!'
everybody greet! help! what are you doing?my furniture! don't throw it! stop! what are you all doing? hey! hey! listen! stop them! look what they're going! my name chinchinchu baba chinchinchu. i will kill you.- no. not with this.
hey, don't come over againin this area, lane. now you are strangers. no one is yours here. is someone help. you pray. i'll go and tackle them. go! mister, what is going on? let's see who is more daring!watch your step! march ahead! sing joyous songs!what are you doing?
i am not afraid of the enemy! anybody can come!i am not less than anybody! dance quickly! heed me quickly! this is the new world! competition! competition! nobody will interfere!i'll tackle him! i'll somehow manage!but what about you? why have you come to my place? let me enjoy life!
then tell me!how should i entertain you? whom shall i present these gifts to? if you want to live in the world,then work! greet everybody! fine! i am leaving! when will we meet again? you'll meet meonly if you escape from them! what're you saying? "my beloved is amazing.he shoots with his eyes."
"you're marvellous!you're marvellous!" you've learned to fight.but you can't pick up the stone. in my locality if there'sa fight kids pick up stones first. yes! haven't you all seen? even after the soundbeating you say no! do one thing! keep the furnitureinside carefully. i am performing veneration. if you act smart,i'll again come and bash you all! all of them have reformed!- life is a new war at each step.
i'll win if you're with me. what do i tell you? problems have surrounded us.there are problems everywhere. don't worry. be happy. what a fight! what do i tell you, jhumri!- take this! break it!- my master has said.. yes.- don't mess with anybody. and if anybody messes with you,don't spare him.
"secretly you stole my heart." "your saunter is marvellous." "your halt is marvellous." "your turning around is marvellous." "your smile is marvellous." "your attitude is marvellous." "your charm is marvellous." "your arrival and departure." "your stealing the heartis marvellous."
"your rhythm is amazing." "your saunter is mind-blowing." "you're marvellous." "your eyelids are marvellous." "your eyes are marvellous." "your earning is marvellous." "your sway is marvellous." "your tug is marvellous." "your nudge is marvellous."
"beloved! beloved!" "you're my beloved! "yours! yours!" "my heart is yours!" "i have got slandered in your love." "your words are marvellous." "your memories are marvellous." "your arms are marvellous." "your love is marvellous."
have you made the sweets?- yes! do you know? jhumri and her husband.- yes. they run their household so well.not just that! to make their daughter a doctor.. ..they've alreadystarted saving money. not just that! to build their own housethey've bought land out of town! what're you getting at? eat this!
i was wondering..there is so much free time.. ..after the household chores. shall i also work?- look, meena! i think women shouldlook after the house.. ..raise kids and cook! and cook great foodfor their husband.. ..when he comes home tired. when a woman works.. ..kids live like orphansdespite their parents!
and the house becomes like a hotel!got it? what are you saying?at jhumri's house, both work.. ..and look after the kids too! look, meena! their family isdifferent! our family is different! by wearing a tiger's skin.. ..a wolf doesn't become a tiger.got it? just as there aren't two kitchensin one house.. ..there shouldn't be two brainsin one house. if you've brains.. bow down!
look up! look here! how much is this?- two! say it politely!- i said it politely! i wasn't being rude!this is how we say two in gujarati! say it in hindi!- two! and this?- one. two added to one is how much?- three! no! four!- how can it be four! two and one equals three!- it must be so in your school!
this is your husband's account! say two plus one equals four!how many? four!- very good! and remember this mathtill your last breath! got it? and listen! bury this desire to workwhich has awakened in you! otherwise i'll bury you here! shut up! otherwise i'll give youa tight slap! principal! we'll pay the feesas soon as we get the bonus.
stopping the kids' studieswill adversely affect them. look! i had given you 10 days time. now i can't give you more time. principal, please!give us some more time! this is what happens every month! if you can't afford the fees.. ..enroll your childrenin a free school. go. leave with the children.bring the fees tomorrow. otherwise the kids will berusticated from the school.
i'll pay my kids' fees as soon asi get my bonus. why just fees,we'll build a new school! here we are yearning for the bonus! and you're shouting gone, gone!what? our bonus is gone! what! - you'll rot!what rubbish is this? the union leaderand the boss' meeting failed. so this year's bonus is gone! the boss immediatelyleft after saying this!
oh my god! what about diwali ? what'll we tell bijnora?the kids' fees! oh my god! first you said you'll get the bonus. now you're saying you won't! how will we pay our child's fees? what do i do if i'm not getting it? you should have taken a loan! we'd have at leastpaid our daughter's fees!
yes, yes!as if the lenders are waiting! come, take the loan! responsible husbands don't say that! this is the day i feared! that's why i used to ask youfor entire salary! what did i know that time willchange like this? - you should know! problems can crop up anytime! but if the man doesn't carefor his future.. ..how will he care for his family?
mind your language! we just have to pay her fees!wait for a week! you tell me to waitfor a week or month! is it your ancestral school? i'll give you a tight slap! if the husband doesn't have money,he won't be respected too! you keep ranting! if fees is so importantsell these earrings and pay it! if i've to sell my jewelryto meet the household expenses..
..why do i need a husband? enough! don't test my patience more! if i don't have money,should i hang myself? if rani doesn't go to schoolfor a year.. ..will there be a disaster? don't trouble me!you talk of a responsible husband! don't i fulfill my responsibilities? mummy! mummy, don't cry! wow! so nice!- here's 2000 rupees!
immediately pay the school fees. jhumri.. if you hadn'tgiven us money today.. ..what would've happenedto our kids' studies! if one neighbourdoesn't help another.. ..it's not right. but it's not right to be carelessabout the school fees. and education is a must! education is a weapon, using which.. ..our children can win any war!
mother's heart is pureand tender like a flower. rani! you're doing your homework?- yes! so your mummy paidyour school's fees? - yes! yes! i paid it from the bundleof notes you had got! meena! meena! meenu, my wife! meenu, forgive me! look, meenu! i didn't get the bonusso i almost hit you in my anger! otherwise you tell me!have i ever beaten you?
i promise! i'll never do it again! you didn't mortgage your earrings. so from where did you get the money?- i've taken a loan! a loan! i earn 4000 rupeesand don't get a loan. who gave you a loan? the one who trusts us!- who? our neighbour! jhumri's husband!- jhumri's husband! why did you take a loan from him?
so what? - the manwho sends his wife to work.. ..you took a loan from him!- why? does a man lose respectif his wife works? if husband and wife work together.. ..then they are always respected. because they always have money! and they don't have to begfrom anybody! to tell you the truth..jhumri is really nice. and her husband isan idol of humanity!
in wealth, education, earnings,way of thinking.. ..they're far ahead of us! and the special qualitywhich he has.. you don't have it. and that is respecting his wife! you go on making mistakesand i should keep quiet! what do you think of me? henceforth.. henceforthif you make any mistake.. ..then i'll not spare youand your master! look, i'm telling you..- hey!
look, let me tell you,do anything you want. you can stab mewith any knife you want! but don't say anything about master!i won't tolerate it! he's god for our house! yes!- god? yes!- for our house? he has given you 2000 rupees loan,hasn't he? i spend moreon drinking every month! such a small amount makes him god!
i've been lookingafter you since 10 years! i've made you mother of four kids!so who am i? a ruffian? a loafer? a joker? am i your father's slave? why are you bobbing your head! are you confusing me?i'll give you a tight slap! i'll chop your legand throw it on the streets! i'll behead you and hangit at the door! got it? listen! if you even thinkof your master again..
..i'll chop your handsand make you beg at the signal! then you'll beg for money! nobody will pay you even a penny! get boiled eggs!- whose egg? hen's egg? no! elephant's! elephants don't lay eggs!- you! get lost! bijnora! what stamina he has!- wow! what stamina! i am very bad man.- i know.
still there is a good manwithin me too! a good man! wow! great! i know.. i know!diwali is a festival. i'm ready to loan money.. ..despite your pending loan. wow! great!- thank you! you're our bearer cheque!our fixed deposit! not fixed deposit! he's ourreserve bank! - i'm intelligent! tell me! - i've loaned youin lieu of your vehicle.
i want a new guaranteefor the new loan! can't you use the old guarantee? i want a guarantee! i want it! now what do we have as guarantee! i want a guarantee!- we have a house! house?- house? our house!- yes! yours, mine and appu's house!we've three houses. yes! we have three houses.
do you own the house?- then what! - is it your father's! it's ours! - initially yousaid it's a rented house! who said that?- not me! he said it! i said it's a big house!not rented! - yes! yes!- big house! is that so?- we're in a crisis.. ..it doesn't mean we're homeless!i'm a decent man! he's not a beggar!- yes! - so i'll grant the loan!
on one condition!- what? on one condition! if you don't repay on time.. ..i'll seize the house and sell it! you can sell it anytime you want! sell mine, sell his!sell all three houses! bijnora!- what a problem! you don't trust us, do you?- does anybody have a pen? i'll transfer all three housesto you! now!
hang on! hang on! final! sell the houseand give us the money! come on! correct!- yes. you don't trust us!what's the use? you're joking! i made a mistake.come home and take the money. child number one! good! number two, catch this!that's great! thanks, daddy! this is for you! catch it!
liked the sari ?- it's very pretty! even my parents never gave mesuch an expensive one! hey! don't mention your parents! or i'll punch you,your teeth will fall off! - why? remember what happenedon the nuptial night? you borrowed the wrap aroundfrom the neighbour! torn from behind! no matter how much a man abuses!a man is a man! look, shall i tell you something?
you abuse me only when you're drunk!otherwise you're so sweet! am i not generous?- yes! light the cigarette!- yes! i say.. from where didyou get the money.. ..to buy all this? oh my god!- you! women don't have the rightto question.. ..where the money comes from,how the man gets it! you just have to pounceon the money which i bring! the way a dog pounces on biscuits!got it!
what is this?- a dog! are you joking with me? no! i am telling youthat i've understood! dog! - if you behave crazily,i'll smash your face! got it! come on! light it! what is this?- cigarette! if not the mouth, will i put itin the ears! c'mon! light it! - no. no! don't keep it in your mouth! if you act smart,i'll explode you with a bomb!
that's what i'm saying!you'll explode! - light it! remove it! remove it!remove it from your mouth! light it!- you will explode! light it! no! say husband! husband! light it! my beloved! the crackersare going to be burst! clap! " diwali has arrived!listen, sweetheart!" "your bangle makesmy heart beat faster." "i think my husband.."
"i think my husband has gone mad." "i think today my husbandhas gone mad." "lamps are lit all around." "look, what they're saying." "you're looking somewhere,thinking of something else." "i know this old trick." "don't joke with me.stop troubling me." "whether you believe it or not.i am crazy for you." "look, it's the season of love."
"friends, listen to me." "know the relationshipbetween husband and wife." "dears. o dears." "know what life is." "stop fighting." "and love each other." "even if she's snooty,a wife is a wife." "the whole world dwells in her." he's standing here!- appu, whose letter are you reading?
someone dead in your village? my friend from hyderabad haswritten a letter. - friend? if my friend wants,he can buy the entire hyderabad city! he can have his own airline.he's a billionaire. he has built a 5-star hotel. has invited me for the opening.- shut up! a pauper like you hasa billionaire friend! i won't believe it even at gunpoint!- he was a pauper too. but friendship is friendship.didn't i befriend you!
you think we're paupers? if you know such a rich man..- yes.. ..why did you implore a peonto loan you money? such humiliation! we could've gone to hyderabad! with 50,000 bucksfrom the billionaire.. ..we'd have repaid our loan! and we'd havenever repaid his money! there are some scoundrelswho never reform! - what!
my friend is a trump card! if we're in trouble,we'll ask for 20-25 lakhs! as per his status!to balance our status! hey! what's up! it's either sleepingor meeting or eating! is this a workshopor a public garden? a public garden has flowers,not thorns like you! a factory gives bonus,doesn't incur huge losses! don't workers workwhere they don't get bonus?
no! they've fun!- go on strike! they make the boss miserable! hail revolution!- these threats won't scare us! if you've the guts, go,talk to our boss! - yes! thank you for the advice!- where is your boss? very bad morning!- what rubbish! we've come to talk aboutan important matter! when on duty what can be moreimportant than work? - bonus! it's about the bonus! - but this isthe union leader's issue!
this is about our house,school fees and hunger! so we've come to talk faceto face and to the point! if we don't get the bonus,we'll stop working! you know.. that i am your boss,don't you? - no! the boss is the one who feeds!- yes! and you're not giving us bonus!- correct! till diwaliyou were our boss! but now you know who our boss is?this peon! he might be a scoundrel for others.
but for us he's a friendin our need! you call him 10 timesin a day by ringing the bell! why don't you learn from him!he's great! in this suit,in this comfortable ac room.. ..you won't understand poorpeople's pain, sir! it's so sad! when you become poor.. ..you'll understand what poor peopleand poverty means! shut up!this is the limit of insolence! you've crossed your limits!
you've snatched our bonus! you've snatched poor people'slivelihood! what're you talking! you don't do any work properly! and you come to talk about bonus! to insult your boss!now listen to me! i.. dismiss all threeof you right now. henceforth if i see the threeof you near my workshop.. ..i'll put all of you behind bars! out! get out! - why do youmake poor people starve!
if you've the guts lock hornswith the rich! shut up! hey! throw them out! let me see how you throw us out!- out! meet me outside!- come on! we had gone to shock our boss! and we've got a shock! we were fired dueto your overacting! unemployment is better thana degrading job! why do you people worry?we'll easily get a job!
seeing our faceswho will give us a job? today is the first if we don't go home with the salary.. ..our wives will welcome uswith brooms! whatever you say,we've made a mistake! what mistake? what mistake? you don't know appu khote!i am a scoundrel! forgot my background? my billionaire friend in hyderabad!
in hyderabad! i just have to tell himand he'll give me a million easily! we will open our own garage! appu, will your friendreally give us money? don't doubt me all the time! he's my friend.he'll shower money on us! there's just one problem.we should go to him in style! in a private cab!it'll impress him! if we can get 6000-7000 rupees..
yes! when life is takinga new turn.. ..why worry over minor expenses!- yes! i'll mortgage my wife's necklace! and i'll get 6000-7000 rupeesfor the cab! - great! listen! our wives shouldn't come.. ..to know that we've been sacked!- yes! otherwise it will reduce our esteem!- yes! tell him! even if he breaks wind,he tells his wife! shut up! i am not so innocent!
i know what i should sayand what i shouldn't! is that so?- come on! get ready! we'll go and fool our wives! listen! we've to tell themwe've been promoted.. ..and are going to hyderabadfor training! after the trainingyou'll get a raise, right? yes!- all the best! thank you! will you get banglesfor me from hyderabad?
bangles are nothing! ..if you say i'll bring.. ..hyderabad's char minar (fourpillars) and place it in your hands! really?- yes! but you've two hands.and there are four minars . how will i place it?- you don't worry. i'll adjust.- really? - yes. vimla, if my work goesas per the plan.. - yes! then we'll leave this shanty..
..and build an iron housein lokhandwala complex! iron house! a faulty electrical wiringwill give us a shock! i'll become a king.- and i'll be the queen. no! the royal queen! for four lives.. no,for seven lives i'll be your wife! for seven lives!will you always marry me? i'll try! i'll talk to god! i'll leave now!
leave! bye-bye! stop! stop! come out! my friend has builtsuch a palatial house! built it? is he a mason? mind your tongue! he's the richest man in hyderabad.dhokla! you'll be stunned when you meet him.- hey! is he the one? the chief minister will attendthe evening meeting. do everything carefully.
hey. who are you? - dhokla. appu khote! you fool. wow. we last met at the flour mill. yes!- after that we've met today. did you keep the flour for me? forget that. tell me how you are. i am fine. how are you?
dhokla is fine aftereating dhoklas (indian snack)! wow! you've come in a car. it's stylish. look at the stateof the car. it's terrible! you should've painted itfor a penny. there's no money to buy powderfor myself. would i paint a rented car? i'll hit you.don't you have brains? i don't.- buddy! a t.v. ad was enoughto say you wanted to meet me.
you know? i own more thanhalf the cars in mumbai. you could've comein a nice car for a penny. this is childhood love. our love is like whiskey in soda.- soda! hey, dhokla!- sorry! dhokla! assume that he's soda,we're cashew nuts.. ..peanuts and keep us with you.please! wow! we're one. back off! who are these two jokers?
just like you're my buddy,they're my best friends. vijay and ravi. sorry! i thought they wanteda donation for a penny. thank you!- sir, you're right. can we talk alone? we'll talk later! first relax. there's a garden, drinks, girls. a swimming pool too! throw away worries in smoke.
if once dhokhla bhai said yes. then at any cost he can't say no. you three are my businesspartners from today. promise. business partners? dhokla... you beat us. but you can't get one penny. why are you taking about money.what is money. bloody money. every thing is illusion,we are here to die. saint dhokla bhai says,no one's desire ever end.
yes, saint said.- look. i want honest persons. and i can't find person like you. is my london ticket confirmed?- yes, sir. confirmed! why london?- to cut my hair. what?! to london for a haircut? - god! last time i got it in japan. they cut my hair short.
so i chose london this time. tom cruise style, for a penny! wow! see that?- hey! why don't you come with mefor a shave? secretary, book two ticketsto london for a penny! dhokla, i had never had suchan expensive dream! london! dhokla, look!my hair too is so long! so is his!- yes. please take us to london with you!- if there's no ticket..
..we'll go standing, sir! i swear!- even a seat besides the driver.. ..will do!- even that! they're begging! do one thing. book four tickets, for a penny! dhokla!- what're you doing? do this, take all of them in! i have urgent work!i'll do that and come back. got it? she went inside.
wow! appu khote, wow! i've seen people who serve food. but i've never seen one.. ..who gives the plate too. wow! what a man. appu khote, you're a god incarnate. as soon as i get to mumbai,i'll clean your feet.. ..and take a picture.- why? i'll hang it at home..
..and worship it! don't praise those who drink,i won't get a kick! friends! when we're richwe'll build a grand bungalow. - yes. yes! - and we'll surely builda swimming pool. - yes! and every sunday we'll haveour wives wear swimsuits.. ..and hold a swimming contest. have our wives wear swimsuits! you'll insult the swimsuits. country bumpkins in a western pool.
we'll make western girls swimin swimsuits! wow!- and we'll make them dance! why are the cops here? cops! they must've come for tipsfor the festival! he's a rich man! he'll haveto tolerate this nuisance. and we too will face this very soon. arrest them!- yes, sir! - arrest everybody. okay, sir. from where is this voicecoming from? come on! let's see!
i'll run away from here. you supply cannabis,marijuana and heroin. sir, i don't know of heroinefor a penny. is that so? what about cannabis? sir, i have a friend in mumbaicalled mr. ganja. - hey. shut up!- my back. why are the cops thrashing dhokla? i won't spare you.- did he refuse them money? you supply drugs.- such a thrashing for that.
who are those three? seem to be his friends. who're those three?- sir, they're not smugglers. they're my business partners,for a penny! arrest them! run! the police! they won't spare anyone! run! from here! escaped! i didn't do anything!i didn't do anything!
leave me! you're hitting me! i didn't do anything. run! you have quite a friend!- stop! hands up! don't run! or else i'll shoot! hey, fatso! - yes. our husbands have been calledby the top brass! top brass has called?- yes!
you mean they died. oh, god! who'll pay my rent? fatso! to hell with your rent! i didn't mean that.they've been promoted. is that so? - the company hassent them to hyderabad.. ..for training.- really? on returning, they'll get a raise.. ..and we'll repay your debt. great! today i'll go homeand feed my children well.
now there's some hope for the rent. where are those three? who're youand from where have you come? i'm the peon in the companywhere they work. i see! peon! move! go back!- hey! stay within your limits! you fool! come here! they've gone to hyderabadfor training and you don't know! nobody has gone for training!they've been..sacked!
dismissed! the truth! when they return,tell them to repay my loan. rs. 25,000! - rs. 25,000! yes, i've given themrs. 25,000 each. it has been a year. rs. 10,000 for the scooter.and rs. 15,000 for diwali. didn't they tell you all?- they're saying no! no!- yes!
look, if your husbands don't repaymy loan, i'll skin them. for sure!- hey, you. don't you have any brains?!- why? you gave those loaferssuch a big loan! now what's the guaranteethat they'll repay it? hey, dwarf! hey, moustache! i've not given iton the job's certainty! - then? i've given it with the houseas the security. - i see. house!
you've loaned them moneyon the house's security! - yes! to hell with your guarantee.is this their father's house? this is my house!- stand up! i've given my houseto such cheaters! they call my house theirsand take a loan! now it's over! finished! out! leave the house! but where will we go? listen to us. i'm deaf! can't hear anything!
i can only see!and i want to see my house empty! get out! out!- please! have mercy on us! please! look, khakra,think about our small kids. - fine! i'll give you time till the 1st! on the 2nd, i'll throwall your belongings out! i've seen many scoundrels,but nobody worse than them. come on! take all the goods.- look! please stop! i beg of you.
look, there'll be a spectaclein front of everybody. please have mercy on us! believe us! we'll do anything!we'll even work! but we'll pay you rs. 1,000 a monthand repay your loan. yes!- look, money-lender! look at our faces!and have mercy on us! if you want, i'll touch your feet!- no, no! you're women so i'll be kind. but.. ..if i don't get rs. 1,000every month then i'm a scoundrel.
sure! want to see? i'm takingthe scooter in lieu of interest. i'm a bad man! come on! take it! promotion! training! they made so many excuses!they went to have fun! we didn't know our husbandswould play such a game with us! now we won't sit idle! we'll go to jhumriand request her to give us a job. sir! sir!- yes!
sir, all three of them arein trouble. give them a job! their husbands lost their jobs!- okay. they're broke! - okay. they are for the kids' fees.- okay. the house rent! yes!- each day is tough for them, sir! oh, my god! so many troubles! so many problems! - yes. so many difficulties!
had this been a movie scene.. ..this potboiler would've been hit! true!- anything can happen in a movie. but if this happens in real life,then it's sad. - yes. what to do?- look.. - yes! look..- yes. i respect women a lot! and i respect jhumri more thanmyself and my father! - true! but i can't give you all a jobimmediately. - don't do that!
sir, please.- we've come with high hopes. sir, please give us a jobfor the sake of our kids. you'll be doing a great deed.please, sir! in a movie madhuri dixit(movie star) had said, "please".. ..and got a job for her hero. so i too give a jobto all three of you! begin work from today! this is our factory! greetings!- greetings! listen!
they've joined our factory! okay!- show them what to do. - okay! understand it properly.- come! - thank you. what're you doing? due to you, the cops beat us badly. now why are youbeating this broken body? why are you cribbing so much?all of us were beaten. but i praise hyderabad's copsfor one thing. - what? they didn't beatanyone less or more.
they thrashed everybody equally.no politics. ever since mr. naidu has come.. ..everything's done properlyin hyderabad! they've hit us properly. what's this? my house is locked. even my house is locked! see that?when husbands go out of town.. ..wives go for movies!- fine! before they return,let's improve our state. - correct!
hi, daddy!- dear, where were you? on the terrace?- yes! where's mummy?- mummy has gone to work. work!- daddy! mummy.. what?- she too has gone for work. hey! where's your aunt, my anjali? aunt too has gone to work.- work! from tomorrow we'll do it perfectly. thank you. thanks a ton!- yes.
come on! we have to catch the bus. rani, finished your homework? it's done. daddy too has come. he's very angry. when did you come?- a short while ago. but your training was for a month. how come in two days.. what happened?- forget that. why did you go for work?
look..don't be angry. listen to me. i..- i don't want to hear anything. you very well knowi don't want you to work. then why did you go to work?- i was helpless. in the name of helplessnessfabricate a story. i'm not fabricating a story!you have! with the excuse of company trainingyou went to hyderabad. and here, the milkman, baker,grocer, landlord.. ..everybody was after usfor their debt!
you've taken debt from everyone! you didn't even spareyour office peon! you took rs. 25,000 from him too! you know how much he humiliated us? and he told usthat you've been sacked. no money. husband not at home. there were so many problems. in this condition.. ..what else couldwe have done besides working?
i'm workingto keep your honor intact. and to run my house. and i'm helpless and have to work. i lost my joband you think i've become useless! and like a man you started working! why do you think like that? can't a wife help a husbandin trouble? what's wrong with it?- it's wrong! absolutely wrong! i had thought my wife won't work.
and will always stay at home! so you should ensure thatyou never lose your job. and that no moneylendervisits your house. and that nobody insults your family! it's your fault.- help! stop! you! where are you running! what's this?- you terrible woman! i'll.. appu!- move! hey! what did you say?- listen!
what? you'll deck upand go for work! and i'll wash dishes at home! no! - you.. stop!- appu! move! take this! today i can't answer questions. i'll kill herand find from her blood group.. ..which animal's blood she has. today you've enraged me a lot.
if i don't kill you, i'm not appu. listen!- what're you doing? stop!- ravi, leave me! help! you talk about men and manhood! you can't even tellyour wife the truth! appu, she's hitting me!explain it to her! anjali, this is too much!really too much. i said, stop this!
men have many problems! does it mean he'll comeand share everything with women? hey!- stop! jhumri is the root causeof all these problems! - yes! due to her, our house has becomea battlefield. - correct. someday we'll leak her cooking gas. and throw a matchstick at it.- nobody has instigated us. you men couldn't run the house. so we were compelled to work!
hey!- make them see sense! if we hadn't gone to work on time.. ..your kids would've beenbegging on the streets! you! what did you say?you'll make them beg! you'll make them beg! you! wait! my slave, you argue with me.. ..i'll behead you! i'll cut your stomach!i'll chop you into pieces. you've escaped!- you'll chop her!
do it! come on!let me also see! come on! sister, hang on! hey!will you leave the job or not? you repay the debts, we'll quit. hey, you! we'll repay the debtswithin two months! yes! - you can't repaythe debt by snapping yours fingers. do it in two months. - yes. i see!you're challenging your husband. yes!- is that so? just see. you're working againstyour husbands' wishes.
someday you'll regret it. and you'll realise thatwe were right! and you were wrong! and if you don't regret it,then we're not true men. if someday you don't regret it.. ..and don't realise your mistake.. ..and admit we were right,we're not indian women either. we too will prove it!that we too can do a lot! we'll see! - yes! we'll show you!
hey!- we too will show you. go! challenge!- challenge! challenge!- yes! challenge! come on! why are you pushing me?you're spoiling my slumber. i'm not pushing! she is! what can i do?that silly man is pushing me. who?- he! now, i'll teach him a lesson!
he needs a ladies' touch. ever since they've got a job.. ..our house is a guest housefor them. yes! they come, eat and then leave. daddy, tomorrow i have math exam.please teach me. math! dear, i'm busy. mummy will come and teach you. daddy, mummy worksfrom morning to evening. you don't work.
dear, who told you thatwe don't work? mummy!- mummy! they've disgraced usin front of the kids too. with great planning,we're being slandered. daddy!- where's your underwear? i used the toilet. wash me. hey, you naked boy! go there!- what're you doing? he'll do it again. what'll you do?
wash it quickly or it'll dry up! is it yours or a buffalo'sthat it'll dry up? come! hey! sitting idle! get water! come! the things the educated have to do!- dear, 2 and 2 are 5! wash it! pour the water! lift your leg! daddy! - what happened, dear? i'm famished!
kids are famished!- i'm hungry! hungry! shut up! hungry! what else does he do? loads it up, and then sheds it.nothing else. go, wear clothes. we'll do this!take the kids out, feed them. i've only rs. 100! if i spend this too on food,then tomorrow morning.. ..i'll have to beg for a cigaretteand matchstick from my wife.
what then? that's why i say.. what? - we'll quietlyshut the door and cook.. ..and save money.- fantastic idea! mother's heart is pureand tender like a flower! wonder what they're doing inside.- yes! today we're late! we're so late. hi, mama!- hi. - son. what's daddy doing?- daddy, uncles ravi and vijay.. ..are cooking at uncle ravi's house.
great! just a week since we got a joband they've changed so much. wow!- you see, we go to work. they too must be feeling ashamedto eat free meals. come, let's see. shall i add waterto rice or vice versa? appu, forget that! if the food is good, we and the kidswill eat together! - yes! and if it isn't..
..we'll give it to the dogs!- yes! if the dogs reject it..- yes! then we'll feed it to our wives! i see! so for you allwe're worse than dogs! i see! so you were eavesdropping! yes! we heard it! i discoveredyou're such a scoundrel! hey!shut up or i'll smash your face! you don't know how to cook!but you know how to scold.
hey, no matter how i cook.. first tell mewhere were you for so long? we were traveling in the bus. a man winked at me. i taught him a lesson.so we got late. what happened?- swear on me! did he really wink at you? yes! he winked! scoundrel!
why didn't you wink 15 years ago? at least i'd have beenspared this trouble! what did you say?- and bear one thing in mind. we men don't have timeto argue with women. even we don't have timeto argue with you. what's in your hand?you're tapping it. rice! this isn't rice, it's broken rice. if you eat this,your stomach will get upset.
and what's this?- this! cooking oil! mister, this is not oil.it's castor oil! castor seed oil! if you use this to cook,you'll get diarrhea. got it? i'm sure that this is salt! salt!- yes! it is white powder to kill rats!if you eat it.. ..you'll die!- what're you doing?
give this to her! eat it! listen, let women do their work! yes! it's not man's cup of tea! got it!- got it! "oh, beloved." "come, beloved." "the world exists because of us." "beloved, i am yours." "your handsome face."
"i am the two eyesof your handsome face." "if you're tea, i am the cup." "if you're the train,i am the track." "don't act smugly. move away." "it's 50-50. we both are equal." "you're not 50! you're zero!" "go and see in the mirror." "if i had not married you." "you would have remained unmarried."
"you would haveremained unmarried." "seeing you,i have brought the dowry." "woman has won the man." "women are of no use.men look after them." "did you forget about the night?" shut up!- good news! have our wives left their job? no! we all have got a job! job? where?
phone!i think it's the appointment order! coming! i'm coming! yes! this is vijay! who is it? talk to him!- no! you talk! talk to him! come on! hello. this is meena talking! yes! - look, todaywe're working overtime. we'll come home late. if you don't mind,please tell my husband..
..to get our kid from school.- yes, i'll tell him. okay. hello!- vimla, it's the other way around. yes. hello! hello!this is mrs. appu khote speaking. talking in english! i see! she's talking in english! do it! it's your lucky day! do it!
look.. ..tell appu khote to bringthe kids home from school. and then give them a bathand apply powder over them. and then to change their underwear. you see, nowadays appu khoteis sitting idle. if he changes the kids' underwearhe'll be busy. it will entertain him. got it? such respect for the husband!this is what he deserves. yes, yes! i'll tell him!that terrifying man.
hello! hello! hang on!now talk to your wife. catch it. listen!- hey! we work! we're working women!we talk in english! hello! - hello! ma'am, will you too come homelate today? - yes! and don't wait for me! cook dinner! yes! this is perfect!
okay, ma'am!i'll keep the dinner ready! have you gone mad? i'll cook? are you drunk? - if you cook,will you lose your esteem? but don't cook like a novicelike you did the day before. khana khazana (tv show)is telecast on t.v. everyday. watch it! and quickly cook.got it? get lost! our wives are issuing orders. and like a fool you comeand tell us.
if she had been in front of me,i'd have smashed her face. she was ordering me on the phone. so the phone is the root causeof all problems! - yes! this phone!- yes! hey!- hey! what're you doing? it was my anjali darling's call! no, darling!- shut up! it's all because of you. on your word, we cooked once.we've become cooks.
that's why i tell you..- shut up! shut up! today they're callingfrom the office. tomorrow, from the theatre. day after from mcdonalds! hello! cook food for me! or i'll hit you with the wok! no! she won't do that!- get lost! fool! they're talking rubbishon the phone! and you're instructing us!let her come home.
i'll chop her into piecesand throw them in the sea. or else my name is not appu khote!- correct! the phone is ringing. hello. come, dear.what did you do at school? you studied? you played? what did you do, dear? tell me. i'm famished, daddy! dear, didn't you have your lunch?- yes. uncle.- yes, dear.
rani did eat.but she vomited twice. what? you vomited?- yes, daddy! you don't have fever. i'll get medicine. i'll get something to eat too.- okay. look after her. why are you staring at me? do you think i'm a worthless man,this appu khote? you issue orders on the phone.
you worked for a monthand you're acting so smart. i fed you for so many years. so how smart should i act? tell me. let it be! you didn't feed me for free. i too have workedfor you day and night. only then did you feed me. don't talk rubbish!i'm telling you.. you've done a great thing!
you've turned india into america!- get lost! i've slogged so hardfor a selfish man like you. had i worked so hard for india.. ..the pm would've called meto delhi a long time ago.. ..and would've made me legislatorin the 33% quota! i've slogged so muchfor a useless man like you. whenever you called me,i massaged your feet. whenever you drank,i served you soda. whenever you puffed smokeat my face..
..i sniffed it considering itas perfume. go on! talk!you can talk as much as you want. i will disfigure you. people will ask you.but you won't be able to tell them. i won't leave you capableof talking. you.. leave me! you shoved me! today you're gone! you! daddy, stop! if you touch my mother,i'll hit you.
what did you say?- hey, dad! if you touch my mother,i won't spare you. if you drink again, i'll beat you.- you.. - hey! you're hitting your fatherwith a bat! now i understood why you boughta bat for them! you're secretly forming a gangand inciting them against me! now, i won't spare you! how, when and where to kill you,i'll decide that. now see what i do! you!- hey!
i'm not doing anything!meet me alone. appu!- why are you yelling your own name! what're you saying?i'm filled with rage! i'm so infuriated! i feel likeburying jhumri alive. the.. bury her! bury her! what am i dreaming of? if i die,my kids will become orphans! i will goand kill the landlord too! if i die transfer all thethree houses in my kid's names. for safety, i've written..
..four kid's nameson the four walls. buddy, do me a favour.- tell me. that jhumri's house..- yes! please transfer that in my name. i'll do that. you can share it. yes, yes! give it to me.you're dealing cards, aren't you? these aren't playing cards,but my property. by starving, living on bread.. ..i've saved moneyand built this property.
is this your father's property?claiming my property to be yours.. ..mortgaging itto your office peon.. ..you people havealready taken a loan. you people are cheaters, frauds. look, he was just joking.- to hell with that. before sunrise,i want my house vacant. and you chimpanzee.vacant my house right away. why? - because i've alreadysold this house to somebody. i've taken the deposit!
why are you standing?see the house! - come on! hey! hey! telling me to vacate the house!- yes! i'll kill you. you'll kill me? hey! you raise your hands on us.. ..and i'll bash youand flatten you like an iron. which one? the one that irons clothes,or the one that controls men?
the one which irons clothes. of what use is that to me?do i look like a laundryman? do you think i iron clothes? i'll bash you black and blue.you fool. you called me a fool?- yes! don't beat me! i'll call the police!- get lost! hey! stop! stop! what's this? you're hitting the manwho gave you shelter.
what nonsense.- hey! we were actually targeting you. it's good that you came yourself.- hey! i'm a double-edged sword. i'll attack you and makeyour life useless! stupid man. you called me stupid!i'll kill you on the spot. get lost! how can you kill me?i'll beat you. women like me aren't afraidof men like you. you've shown our wivesthe outside world!
by inciting our innocent wives,you gave them a job! we spared you as you are a woman. we made a big mistake. you can't even earn. can't look after your family. and you accuse me!what kind of a man are you? what rubbish! challenging my manhood! in three years, i begot four kids!
i'm such a special man! even pigs beget 20 kids at one go! what're you saying?- you don't interfere! you! hey, shut up! - first i'll tackleher! then i'll tackle you! look! don't take undue advantageof my silence. you kept talking and i listened. wild brute!- brute! appu! break it!- what're you doing? stop it!
hey! why are you breaking my vases? when my husband returns,he'll bash you both. and i too will bash you. here! let me tell you. let me tell you!i'll send you both behind bars! i'll break each vase!- you'll regret it! want a garden?- let me tell you. your plight will be bad! break it!- you'll suffer! break it! - open the door, jhumri!- open the door!
wild brute!- come out! have you lost it? that day you fought with the bossand lost a nice job. today you fought with jhumri! if she really lodges a complaint,the cops will be here soon. let them come!let the military come too. i'm not afraid of anybody. ladies, police!- come, inspector! come! i had called you.
there are the villains sitting onthe well! - i didn't do anything! he has escaped. we'll have to flee. i'm leaving. hey! the one going in the houseis their leader! and the one who jumped in the wellhad threatened to kill me! hey, mister! come out!- no! i'm fine here. come out!- will you come out or not? look, ma'am! listen to me!not to them! hey, what rubbish.
these two had come to my houseto hit me. - yes! i'm the witness! look, ma'am! she has incitedour wives against us! that's the reason for this fight.we didn't even touch her. she's lying!- inspector ma'am. i'm a decent man,gentleman, family man. the only father of four kids!- lo! do four kids have four fathers?you fraud! come in the front! come! good morning, ma'am.
i'm vijay. my wife.. ..his wife and his wife workin an export company. that too together. we're respectable people.if you doubt, then call them. i have a phone at home.shall i get it? fantastic! what a character! initially they were stoppingtheir wives from working! and now using your wife's position.. ..you want to escapefrom the police.
hey, jhumri! don't wake upthe monster inside of me. or right now a new goonwill take birth. what's this?are you trying to bully me? come with me to the police station.- excuse me. i'm a man!you need a male inspector to nab me. however fat the lady inspectoris she's useless to me. is that so? so you wanta male inspector. - yes. then take this.a lady's manly punch. my friend is so decent.he's so innocent.
so you're hitting himwith your hands! not just hands,i'll use my leg too! look, ma'am!if you hitus without any proof.. ..you'll have problems later on. what problem? move!- hey! come on!- inspector! leave them! let them go!- beloved, no! they've tried to hit me!- no problem. they're our neighbors.we have to adjust.
leave them.- no, beloved. they behaved like drunkardsin front of our house. no problem. when the elephant walks on thestreet ailing dogs bark at it. does it retaliate?he doesn't react. so why are you reacting? let it be. leave them!- what do you mean, "leave them?" they deserve third degree torture.- what're you saying? if you throw stone in the cow dung..
..on whom will it fly? won't it? look, inspector. let it be. leave them.- no, no! put them behind bars.fools! locking horns with me. jhumri! - yes. drop it.- jhumri sister-in-law. - yes. we've learned our lesson.please go inside. look, he is requesting. and look at his position too.he's in a bad plight.
look, inspector.i withdraw my wife's complaint. please go. - okay. be careful. come on.- you too leave. - yes. no. it happened because of you. you people have pamperedyour husbands a lot. if my hubby hadn't interfered.. ..your husbands would've been.. ..making furniture in central jail.
please forgive them.henceforth they won't do this. oh no.i don't like all this nonsense. if they behave like this again,i won't tolerate it. i will..i'll put thembehind the bars. i'll see the end. our husbands weren't decentwith jhumari. yes. something trivial.. ..wouldn't have angered jhumri. had our husbands been working.. ..they'd have never done this.
an idle mind is a devil's workshop.- yes. let's do one thing.- what? we'll talk to our factory's bossand get them a job too. it'll solve all of these problems. great idea.- good idea. tension. send this to hong kong.send goods here. sir.- sir. - sir. we wanted to talk to you.- what's it? any problem?
sir, our husbands are unemployed.- okay. they sit at home the whole day. yes. - sir, we've heardyou have a motor company too. if our husbands could geta job there.. ..then we'll bereally grateful, sir. why didn't you tell me before?there was a vacancy. but today itselfi've appointed three men. sorry. i can't do anything. sir. sir. if you try,then there will surely be a vacancy.
what?- you explain it to him. sir, they have ten years ofexperience working at varun motors. varun motor company.- yes, sir. what did you say isyour husband's name? - ravi. my husband's name is vijay. my husband's name is appu khote. i've given the job to them. what? - really.- we're really grateful to you. we're indebted to you.- no need for that.
i will go..- and.. i'll dismiss all three of them.dismiss. dismiss. why? but why, sir?- just now you've appointed them. after knowing that they're ourhusbands, you'll dismiss them. husbands. not because they're your husbands. all three scoundrels are liars. you know whatthey said about you all?
sir, in this first lifewe're facing so many problems. we'll tell god to cancelthe remaining six lives. sir, we don't have a morselto eat at home. - yes. and my wife..- sir, i'll tell you.. what happened with his wife..he can't even narrate it. what? - both of his wife's legsgot completely.. ..crushed underthe sewing machine, sir. get a grip over yourself. when i see you i'll start crying.
it's my office. i will drown. what happened with you?- sir, what didn't happen? my wife is tense about my job. and about filling gas in the stove. she filled it with the gas.tension about work. she filled it with the gas.tension. gas. tension. what happened?- the gas leaked, sir. then what happened?- the lamp got extinguished.
the lamp got extinguished.- my house's lamp. in my house, in front of my eyes,it got extinguished. don't give me an example.tell him clearly. yes. i don't understand.- the stove burst. my wife lost her eyesight.she turned blind. now tell me. are you blind? our husbands are so bad. don't say anything about my husband. my husband beats me.
he drinks. he abuses me. but he never lies like this. my husband is so nice. who? that short guy? that puny man.- yes. that brute.- brute. i've not seen a bigger loaferin india. sir, i lost my job. my wife cooked dhokla.
she ate it and died, sir. dhokla. does anybody dieon eating dhokla? she was a virtuous woman, sir. she mixed poison in dhoklaand died. - oh god. suicide. suicide. it's a crime. it's a crime. this.. she left my four kids with me, sir.- how many? four kids?- yes. four kids. sir, i give you two options.
either give me a jobor give me gram flour. gram flour. why?- i'll cook dhokla with that. i'll mix poison in itand eat it along with my four kids. and we'll die, sir.- no, no. this is suicide. i won't allow it. never.- sir, think about it. do you want my wife's soulto rest in peace? give me a job. if you don't..
..my wife's soul willhaunt this office, sir. no, no.- it will haunt the office, sir. no, no. i'll give it. i'll give it. i give you the jobs. appu khote.i'm not going to die so soon. you want me to die. you'll die before me. and with your insurance policyi'll enjoy life for 100 years. vimla, stop it. what're you saying?
sorry, sir. they were unemployed. so in their frustrationthey fabricated this story. for our sake, please forgive them. forgive them? today saying that his wife died,he got a job. tomorrow they'll sayi'm dead and seize my factory. i won't spare them. scoundrels. no, sir. please don't sack them. sir, please. for our sake.
forgive them once. please. yes, sir. forgive them.- what're you doing? forgive them.- okay. okay. i forgive them because of you all. thank you. - or else i'd have sentthose beggars to the cops. it's good that he agreed. yes. we're free of a huge burden. yes.- they've got a job. now they won't fight with us.- yes.
rani. what're you doing, rani? daddy, eat sweets.- sweets. it's delicious. who gave it to you? mummy has got her first salary.so she's bought sweets. mummy has got itwith her salary money? you spit it out as well. if mummy brings anything withher salary, you won't eat it. stay away from mummy.like your papa. proudly.- why?
you don't want my salary.you don't want my sweets. what sin have i committed? i just thoughtthat we both will work and earn. it will solve all our problems. in your stupor if you rantin front of our daughter.. ..how will she respect me? you're talking about respect. you. first learn to respect your husband.- why? when didn't i respect you?- you did what you had to.
you're so proud of your job. now don't act in front of me. you had ordered meto bring rani from school. you had forced me to run errandslike jhumari's husband. you can forget all this.but i can't forget it. you know why i was quietfor so many days? because i didn't have a job. now i've got a job.now you won't work. if you go to work..you can't enter this house.
look after the house.. ..or break all your ties.you have to decide. know this. look, if we both work,our income will be double. our happiness will double. people will respect us. otherwise, our image is tarnished. what i am saying? i'll give yours. 1,000 from my salary. you can have fun. but look, don't tell meto leave my job. my darling.
shut up. remove your hand. just working for a month hastaken you far away from me. do you know that? now if i become lenient,you'll flee. knife. - this is not a knife,it's a dagger. it's rampuri (brand of knife).got it? you'll talk like this.i had dreamed about it last month. so now don't give me a speech. it's time for you to die.
and i've especially gotthis dagger from rampur. it'll enter your stomachand come out from your back. got it? the nuptial threadwill be burnt at the pyre. so if you talk about working again.. ..then you won't seethe moon at night. this is not a warning.you. shut up. i've still not stabbed you. that was just a rehearsal. look. got it? good morning.
what? he was goingto kill with a knife? yes, he was threatening to kill me. who'll kill us? we'll see. if a woman can be saraswati(docile).. ..she can be kali(aggressive) too. even durga and chandi(power and destruction). we'll also seewho stops us from going to work. yes.- come. hurry up. here i am. appu.
i've come. honour ismore important than things. if needed, i'll evensell my neighbour's kids. sell your own children. rotten eggplants may sell,not my kids. all right, let's go. - wait. if we go like thiswe'll look like porters. keep them here.we'll get a rickshaw. yes. that's right. where are you taking this stuff?
look, there's still one monthfor us to get our salaries. so we'll sell this stuff.. ..and meet the monthly expenses. in stupor you tell usto leave our jobs. and he shows a knifeand threatens his wife. and now you've stoopedto selling household stuff. look, we'll run the houseon the salary we've got. respectfully keep this stuffinside the house. come on. the lessonwe taught them yesterday..
..in our stupor has not beenproperly understood. teach her again. look, when a man goes outof the house he earns respect. but when a woman goes out,she loses respect. your income is a disgrace for us. self respecting husbandslike us never touch such income. wow. - wonderful, good.- wow, way to go. what kind of men are you? you'll auction household stuff.
but you think it's disgracefulto use your wife's income. insult. dreadful insult. is it?- yes. if you feel so insulted thenstop wearing these clothes we wash. even stop eating the food we cook. and even stop giving birthto kids by staying with us. yes. - and if you'reso proud of your manhood.. ..live like an ascetic.go to the forest. hey, before goingto the forest settle my debts.
why are you looking at the t.v.?- i'm not seeing it. i'm taking it. this is my t.v.where are you taking it? when we weren't thereyou took the scooter. now you'll take our t.v.?- yes, i will. if you don't settle my debts,i'll skin all of you, surely. brother, listen to us.- shut up. hema, you said that you'd.. ..give me a rs. 1,000 every month.go get it. yes, i'll just get it.
you also go.- yes. - look at their courage. bullying our wives? hey you bijnora. if i slap you,you'll land in bijnor. we men have taken the loan.we men will return it. beware if you take itfrom the women. - hey, guaranteed. we've got a job. understand? we'll easilyclear your debts every month. be gone, you scum, be gone. it's not your homeand say it is, with surety. - hey.
i won't spare you.you won't escape. leave. hey, don't fight. don't fight. here, here's your money. who are you to clear our debts? you don't settle your debts.you don't let your wife pay. is it some family drama? i'll murder you, scum.- whom will you murder? come here. creep, you..
i'm sorry. i gave you moneyand am asking you. it's a mistake. now i'll..- why's the hand in the pocket? you're taking out money? - yes,i am. - come on, give it to me. creep. you take my moneyand hit me. i'll fix all of you. come on. you'll threaten usafter earning from us. if you're a manthen come without a knife. why are you hiding behind your wife? come ahead. - if you have courage,kill her. come on.
you lowly scum. i won't spare you. listen. if you want,take all the household stuff. but don't insult our homelike this. please. take this. go bring the stuff. had you showed respect earlier,you'd not have been disgraced. yes, give it to me. you too. i'm sparing you due to the women.or.. or else i'll fix you, surely. come.
seeing our crisis you had sentthat lender to us, right? this is wrong. we've done everythingto save your honour. and you've always dishonoured us. we have?- yes. you all lost your jobs by fighting.. ..with the car company's boss. by fighting with the ownerof this house.. ..we're about to be thrown out.
that jhumri was our well wisher. you insulted her too.not only that.. ..you've even become enemieswith the clerk. it is your entire faultand you blame us. we're men. we can do what we want. who are you to ask us? so you can do whatever you want to? and like statues we shouldsilently watch the show. we're not your slaves.
hey, the day i made youwear the nuptial thread.. ..you became my slavethat very day. got it? if it's slaveryto wear the nuptial thread.. ..then i don't want such slavery.- you don't? no, i don't. i don't need it. if you don't,why are you standing here? get out from here.- wow. now the real man inside youhas awakened. compose yourself. is it your manhood to kick,strangle and throw..
..the woman you've married outof the house? we've tolerated your behaviourfor so many years. we were always therefor you in joy and sorrow. body, mind,we gave you every pleasure. and this is what we get in return. even after livingwith you for so many years.. ..you couldn't understandyour wives. today we're ashamedto address you as our husbands. you slap your wife.shut up. i'll crush you.
you're supporting her. yes.- i'll crush you. here. here. you. this man beats as ifhe is beating a buffalo. may god break all your teeth. may your hands rot.may your face get paralysed. your legs should get crooked.you should become bald. and people shouldcall you baldy, baldy. and when you beg,nobody will give you even alms. go.
you'll make me beg.you'll make me beg. beggar.- save me. save me from this goon.- friend, what're you doing? does anyone hit a woman like this?- i'll kill her today. does anyone hit a woman like this?- hit? i'll hit her in such a way that..wait. - stand there. what're you doing?- she's my wife. i can hit, cut or burn her.who're you? have you bought her?
have you bought her? is she cattle?- what? she's a lady. what are you doing? this is my domestic matter. move.. then solve it inside, friend.solve it at home. i may solve it on the road,in the market, or the assembly. who are you to interfere? from where has the assemblycome from? it is the family. just a minute. listen.- what's it? i don't like one thing.
what? tell me.- a husband and wife.. ..when they make love.. ..they close all doors,windows and turn off the light. and when they quarrelwith the same wife.. ..they awaken 20 others.i don't like it at all. i may light the lightsof 20 localities or houses. who are you to interfere?- friend, listen to me. what?- look. i say.. what do you say?
i say that first i meet. then i shower love, flowers. after that i shower punches. why crane your neck?- look, we're.. ..quiet as you saved us fromthe cops that day. get that. this is between us men and women. he doesn't know to handle women. he just knows how to cookand wash clothes. look, i wash many more things too.
and sometimes without detergent. without detergent? - yes.- what kind of washing is that? sister-in-law has seen it.right, sister-in-law? - yes. how was my free-style? very good.- tell him. - i enjoyed it a lot. look, stay in your place or.. or what? - or i pleadbefore you again, friend. then goand wash your wife's clothes. if it is less, take my clothes too.
hey, you rotten filth. you stinking stupid man.godforsaken creep. worm. creep. wastrel. insipid. see how i fix you.and how i teach you a lesson. take this. take that. you know, i was in the army. i was also in the army.- what did you do there? i don't know.i was in the army mess.
what did you do in mess? the empty bottles of wine..- say you used to deal in junk. hey you.- yes. why are you hitting him? if you've any problemlet's go aside and solve it. good idea. come aside.- come. take this. take that.- darling.. ..let him go. what're you doing? why fight? - no darling.he is electricity. - shut up.
he's speaking again. again.- let him go. i'm telling you, let him go. do you want to say anything else?- i'm done. do you have to say anything?- go. no, if you do, come. nothing. - do you want to die?messing with him. you know who he is? who is he?- he was in the army earlier. then he became a rogueto clear roguery.
the rogues changed their areaon his arrival. cops changed their duties. don't mess with him.he'll change your world. come, darling. why will i go? i'll kill them.- let them go, brother. spare them. we're sorry. that..- did you see? women are like this.these are women. and look at them.
why do i need to interferein someone's quarrels? i just saw them beating themso i came. a girl adorned with vermilionand nuptial thread.. ..goes to some strange family with.. ..blind beliefwithout thinking anything. and these people disgracethat goddess, that crown. you enjoyed itwhen we were being bashed up! this is what happens when youquarrel with respectable people. staying in my house, being my wife,you're supporting him!
then go to him.- why should i? if you can't respect me.. ..then you haveno right to stay here. get lost.- mummy. don't go now.- keep quiet. move! come here! what are you staring at? get lost. you brought a rogueand had us beaten. if i even see you on this street..
..then i will break your bonesand throw you in the dustbin. mummy! mummy. - understand? move away! get lost! shall i use a foghorn for you? go!- get lost! even if you ask me to stop,i won't. get lost! we have spentso many years with them. these people are so selfish. they broke such an old bondin one moment. they think we'll die without them.
we will live.- of course. we didn't have a way out before. but now we even work.we also earn! we will stay on the footpath,but never see their faces! - yes! why are you crying?for your daughter. don't worry. even our children willfix them up one day.. ..and come to us! come! meena. vimla. wait.where are you going?
how can we stay in this house afterso many atrocities, ms. jhumri? look, you will go away.. ..but what aboutyour children's future? with time, there's a solutionto every problem. until your differencesare not resolved.. ..you are like my sisters.stay in our house. no, they already consider youas their enemy. if we stay in your house,the enmity will increase. so who is scared?
my darling has called you his sisterand supported you. there is nothing to fear now.we will see what has to happen. and if you stay here, you will beable to look after the children too. and keep an eye on those three too.come. - come. come. it is very necessary to keepan eye on them, or they'll go wild. if i had i known thathe's come here to beat us.. ..i would have beaten himall the more. what?- i would have saluted him! if we throw them out,they will beg for forgiveness.
but see! they are staying in the houseof the person that beat us! these are our wives! let me seehow long he will feed them. look, our wives earnrs. 2,000 a month. and they are habituatedto be beaten by men. just watch. he will turn our wivesinto rebels, have us beaten.. ..and you people will becomenannies looking after children. stop worrying aboutthe household work. i will bring a woman who will handlethe household chores. - yes!
household chores during the day,and in the night.. that means two-in-one!and i even know a dancer! what? - yes! "baby!" "your intoxication hasmade me heavy. i'm excited." "your attitudeand style has killed me." "your style, knives and bullets.- style." "my intoxication has made you heavy.you're excited." "my attitudeand style has killed you."
"my style, knives and bullets.- style." "style." "i am in the mood for romance.come on." "don't break my heart." "we have got chance by chance." "i swear, i won't cheat you." "your words are enchanting.my heartbeats are uncontrollable." "give me your addressand phone number." "give me your mobile.- mobile."
"seeing your moves." "seeing your moves.." "..i'm in fervour." "god has made you so wonderfully." "it's mesmerising." "your attitude is heavy." "your youth is great." "these eyes strike lightening.you are a missile. - missile." "my style, knives and bullets.- smile."
hi! - she has beencarved out beautifully! with a lovely neck.she fixes everyone. welcome, gorgeous. welcome. so this is your hut?- this is not a hut. this is the city of love.and you are the nymph of this place. these people havebrought some low-life girl. and they are praising heras if she is some princess. the house is glowingwith your arrival. have you understood the work?
they have brought a maid. listen, during the day,you are a maid. and at night, you are our wife.- yes. why did your mothergive birth to you?! first of all. - what? i have one daughterand he has four children. you have to dress them upand send them to school. the way a stepmother does.- and remember. our children shouldn't even dreamof their real mothers.
okay! they won't! i will! and when we leave for office.. ..come to the gate saying,listen, darling.. and give us an electrifying kiss. indian kiss,english kiss or french kiss? all three! you can do anything in the day. but at night, you are our queen.understand? - okay! at night, sit between us three and..
..keep intoxicating us!- intoxicating us! yes, intoxicate him! but with poison!then the problem will be over! if you blabber too much,then i will have you buried there. she is sweating! - yes! get a fan for her.- yes. yes, i will. he is getting a fan. i will go to the marketand bring cold drinks for you.
in a minute.- go! don't waste time. listen, work the entire dayin their houses.. ..and at night, fool themand come straight to me. then we will.. hey, you monkey,you are acting too smart! i won't spare you. where is it? hey! - vimla. don't you have a wife at home? she was here,but she eloped with the neighbour.
what nonsense. i will thrash you. to hell with the honourof the husband. i won't spare you today! you raised your hand on a man! i won't spare you! damsel! you can't do anything.i will kill you. damn you!
run! or i won't spare you! listen to me. she ran away. what are you doing? help! no! you hit on leg. listen to me.- i won't spare you. no!- i will kill you. i will jump in well. don't. help me! where is he?
hey, you lizard. come out. which wall are you sticking to?! i won't spare you today. if i don't chop youinto small pieces.. ..then even i won't be called.where is he?! vimla from surat. i will change my name appu khote.if i won't kill you. son of chappu khote.- my foot. here you go.
this. what do you think? what are you doing?will you kill me with knife. no! you wann kill to your husband? husband? you enjoyin with stranger woman.and calling yourself husband. no matter you are my husband... but i won't let you alive. i will look after my kids.- i fell down. but i won't spare you.
don't kill me, you are goddess. my beg of you. leave me mother. now do you look i goddess. now i will show you appu khote. are you gone mad?will you kill him real. hey. hey she will kill my uncle. is here any man who can save him. what kind of wife you are. don't interfere you in my matter
i'm telling you.. vimla!- today i won't spare him. i will kill him! let me go! let me go! she is mad! take her! are you okay?why are you standing like a statue? are you okay?- what has happened to you? say something! you are not my friends..
..but my enemies! i am ashamed to call you my friends. your wives are betterthan you all that saved me. what? - mother! i will go to my mother! today i have seen the violent sideof my wife. look at his condition. his condition seems as if.. ..he is traumatised.
i have an idea! we should act cunninglyin such instances. we should complainto the police at once. his wife attacked himand threatened to kill him. we should register suchcomplaints beforehand. take him inside first. - yes. and make a report. come inside. - i will goand handle them. - all right. hey, anjali! - what?
why are you screaming from there? come here and talk.- oh! the way you have plotted with them.. ..i will have you jailedfor six months! you will be in jail and i will beromancing with that maid. i will become the fatherof a child. and show you the photoof that child. look at the photo of my child. i see! you've planned the future.
not only this!i have thought about everything. why are you bowing down? even after you surrender,you can never be a mother. you will suffer as barren whole life. you called me barren?- yes. - i will bang your head. look, don't do this!you will be sinning! - forget it. it makes no difference!i won't spare you! aren't you ashamed?- who do you think you are?! close the door.
my wife thrashed me so much.- what? your wife thrashed you?! she thrashed me just likea cricketer hits a ball. we have been a little lenient andthey're acting very smart. - yes. i won't spare them.- no! they will fix you too! they are cooking upa dangerous plot. why are you scared? let me go. we are not scared.this is surely some plot.
this is the time to think!his wife is illiterate. but my wife is educated. she has beaten me with a brickequivalent to her education. there's surely some gangbehind this ploy. - what? definitely! promise me thatwe'll always go in a group. even if we go for this. we will go as a group.remember that! open the door.- open it.
this lady demon won't spare me.- come out! i told you they are very dangerous! these three will go against usand kill us! - open the door. it seems they are preparingfor our final rites. - what? we won't go outside.we will do everything here. shut up! i will settle their scores.- no! come here! come here! sit here! these two have gone mad. they won't spare us.
listen to me!- why are you blabbering? here, drink liquor. no, give me poison. i want to die in peace. i feel in drunk like my wifesitting on my chest with knife. tell me one thing,i used to beat her so much before. i used to beat her like dog, snatchedher hair but she never said anything. but she suddenly become goddess kali. how she got such dare.
before we used to beat them in the housethat's nothing happened anything. but this time we havebeaten them infornt of public. that's is become public issue.everything has mess. that's why we wasn't anyanswer of jhumri's questions. listen to me. - what?you want to be beaten again?! no! now we will cajole them,bring them into the house.. ..and beat them in such a way.. ..that they won't haveany objections. there won't be any public issue.
nobody will see or hear anything.how's my idea? may you go to hell! you will call my wife to my houseand dig my grave. i won't stay herefor even a moment! i will go to my mother's house! mother.. - why are youtalking like a coward? uncle, rani has a terrible headache. she is crying.- what? i will go and see rani. no! don't tell anyonethat we are sitting here.
i will also go and see rani. sit here. you will go and return. she will come and murder me. i am very scared! rani. what happened? you're down with fever.- daddy, my head is aching. really? i will apply balmand it will be okay. my child. everything will be fine. i want mummy, daddy.
mummy? i am there.why do you need mummy? i am going to mummy. you don't have to go anywhere! have the medicinesand sleep quietly! i want mummy. this mummy has madelife miserable for me! i want mummy. i want mummy. what are you doing, sister?why are you looking there? we will see those three monkeys.don't see.
no, i am looking for my daughter. hey!- yes, mother? what is it, mother?- what is this? it's time for your school andyou are still brushing your teeth. what to do? nobody woke me upin the morning. dear, how is my rani? she's down with high fever.she is sleeping. if she was unwell,why didn't you tell me at night? rani was crying a lot for you.
but uncle scolded herand put her to sleep. mummy.- rani. what happened? i have a terrible headache. rani! rani! what's the matter, dear? i will get an auto.we will take her to the hospital. uncle. uncle. - what? rani is vomiting.- what?
wait! hurry up! come, everything will be fine. rani. what happened to rani? do you want to kill my daughter?! what have i done?- shut up! i know how to save my daughter! if anything happens to my daughter.. ..i won't spare you! move!
don't worry! we will goto the hospital. rickshaw! my doubt is accurate.she suffers from a heart problem. we'll have tooperate on her immediately. operation?- yes. it will cost rs. 200,000.- what? yes. arrange for the moneyas soon as possible. otherwise, it will be too late. doctor, if you give me ten days.. ..i will arrange for the money.- no.
it will be difficultfor us to save her.. ..if the operation is not donewithin two days. don't say that. save her anyhow. i will arrange for rs. 2,00,000. i will save my daughter's life evenif i have to risk my own. i don't trust him. i will have to save my daughter. but from where will we getsuch a large amount?
let's talk to the factory owner. he is a very nice man. he will certainly helpif we tell him about her problem. here.- the order has arrived. hurry up.- yes, sir. the cost of the productionhas decreased. - sir. my daughter is in the hospital. i require rs. 2,00,000for her operation. i have come to ask for moneyfrom the owner, sir.
but the owner has gone abroad. but we he was our only hope. there is no other way now.sir, please help us. we are just servants. if the owner was here,he would have done something. we can give you 10 to 20 thousand.. ..but beyond thatis out of our reach. if my daughter is not operatedon time, then she will die. i have only one daughter.please do something.
sir, please help us. we cannot do anything.we are very sorry. ms. jhumri, i don't understand howto save my daughter's life. - no. problems are not solvedby shedding tears. if god has given us women the powerto give birth to children.. ..then we have the courageto save that child. nothing is impossible.come with me. listen. our meena's daughter isin the hospital.
her life is in danger. rs. 2,00,000 is requiredfor the operation. i request you,save that innocent girl. you all are also mothers. you can understand a mother's pain. we'll have to arrangefor the money anyhow. madam, we are also sorryfor meena's daughter. but where do we women getso much money from? i know middle-class people..
..that cannot arrangefor such a big amount. but we poor peoplecan work overtime.. ..to save anotherpoor person's daughter. if each worker savesa thousand rupees.. ..then a girl will be saved. this mother had given birthto that child once. but we can save herand give her birth again. yes, we will work overtimeand save her daughter. i pray to god thather daughter's life is saved.
i will also work hard for her. we will work overtime!we will work overtime! i can't do anything. don't worry.- we are there. we will do something. appu, is that your brother dhokla? police. excuse me.the police are everywhere. looks like it's him.- yes.
appu. come. let's ask for help. have you gone mad? do you rememberthe beating we got last time? come.- no. let bygones be by gones. i think that person can help us. save my daughter's life. you are under the oathof our friendship. let's go.- come. run.- dhokla.
khote. you're a jug without a handle. you fled like cowards the other day! is this what you callchildhood friendship? let bygones be bygones. his daughter has a heart problem. she has to be operated. we need money. please help us. please, sir.
my daughter might dieif she is not operated. only you are our support now. how much money do you want? rs. 2,00,000. - i am readyto pay you more than that. but you'll haveto do something for me. i can even jump into the fireif you tell me. no need to do that. you will have to take this briefcaseto this address. appu. - yes?
do you know what thisbriefcase contains? - what? drugs. i will deliver it. very good. this is life. darling, we are shortof rs. 75,000.. ..for meena's daughter's operation. what do i do? i am really tense.- why are you tense? let's mortgage our land.we will get some money.
what?- yes. look, we can make a house later. but we can't see the child dying.- yes. ask the doctorto start the operation. we will arrange for the money. take the money. no, doctor. my daughter will be operatedwith my money. - look.. don't talk to me.
you thought your useless husbandwill come.. ..empty-handed to you. i can earn millionsof rupees everyday, understand? your personal quarrels willcontinue all your life! the child is in serious condition. hey! where are the drugs? drugs? what are you talking about? what? don't pretend. you're surely misunderstanding,inspector.
are you trying to act innocent?what is in the briefcase? nothing, sir.- what? there is money formy daughter's operation. - money. okay, you smuggle drugs.. ..and fool the police. what is in it? - it's not mine. i swear! shorty, it wasin your hands until now. you kept it downwhen you saw the police!
sir, there are drugs.- get up! what is this? - actually,we committed this mistake.. ..to save his daughter, sir.for the operation. we are not smugglers, sir.- shut up! sir, please listen to us! shut up! come on! anjali.- inspector! i'm sorry! out! out! doctor, we've arranged for 125,000.
we will arrangefor the rest of the money too. this is not a charity hospital. the child can be operated.. ..only after you havepaid rs. 2,00,000. look..- no. - please, doctor. no. please, i am sorry. you can go. meena, the rest of the moneyhas been arranged. don't worry. give it to me.
ms. jhumri. doctor. - yes?- now operate on the girl quickly. tell me how longyou've been smuggling for. it was our first time!we just started it. really? - yes! inspector, i required moneyfor my child's operation. i took a loanfrom my friend in hyderabad. he gave us a bagand entrapped us, inspector. we're not to be blamed.don't beat us.
hyderabad. who is this from hyderabad? why are you shoutingbefore beating you. sir, i have heard thatyou beat less on shouting. one minute!he had taken me to hyderabad. he is that smuggler's friend. sir, he is a liar. his entire family is a liar.listen to me.. - sir! i don't even knowwhere hyderabad is!
i don't even know who he is! you don't know me! - no! one minute! you don't know me! you.. how much will he beat us? i am giving you a small break. if you don't tell methe truth when i come back.. ..then i will break your bones. are the three cartoons fromour neighbourhood locked up here?
i never thought our conditioncould be like this. oh, my god!- they are here. has he come to beat us again? that fellow has come.- who? jhumri's husband.that electrifying fellow has come. let's apologise to him! he'll get us out of here. brother! brother! you correctly recognised us!
we are disgusting,sick and loathsome! but why are we here?! get us out of here! or this beast will beat usto death. he beats us a lot! there was place to runin the village! there are only walls here! sir, please help us! my daughter's life is in danger.- don't worry. i will get you out of here.
just tell me who called you whereand at what time. there is a maze garden in vasai.- yes. he said there will be a manin white there. just deliver this suitcase to him.it's 3pm now. if this suitcase doesn't reachby 4:30pm, then we'll be finished. brother! friend. tell me where you have come from. your face seems familiar.
i rule this world. everyone praises me. my arrival brings spring along.. ..and my departure takes it away! don't lie! you mustn't lie! i will lieand you won't even come to know. if you go, i will fetch a stick. then i'll jump into the well. then i will have youpulled up by a rope.
then i will climb a tree. then i will have it axed down. stop your nonsense! so tell me your name. you seed of a rotten mango! you kettle without tea! you silly man. your time is up!why are you looking at the watch? remember my songswhile you're leaving!
never sing the songsof some great star! "this greenery and this path."- sing your own songs. "where are you?" i am dead! i bumped into him today! he has bought me, so i came here. what happened?- i got what i deserved. i didn't like it at all.- i'll tell you. a crazy person has cometo heal injured hearts.
snake! scorpion! fool! bhishma!- the bone breaker! you're here.- dhokla, is this your racket? what can i do? this is business. three innocent men have beenarrested because of your business. and the wives of thosethree address me as a brother. so you want meto make them my sisters? no! just have yourself handcuffed!.
you mean i should get myselfarrested for them. so what? you're habituated to it. if they get trapped, they will behanged. you don't understand. since you are involved in this,i will have to go there. okay, have you left that business?- yes. and that one?- that also. and that one?- that also! i have left everything!what do i tell you? i fell in love with a girl.
i got married. and you knowhow wives correct a person. so what do you do now? i am washing clothes these days.come. where are you going? you're going to prison. wouldn'tyou sing a song in such a situation? the journey of lifeis a strange journey! nobody understood it! - come. appu khote! anju! anju!
these people have beaten my husband. they've thrashed him ruthlessly. vimla, these policemen beat meso much. they never get tired! they beat me immensely! they start in the morningand beat till evening! that ugly beast just beat me. he will comeafter a fifteen minute break. and then he will beat me a lot.get me released! what will you get if i die?
if i stay alive,you can at least beat me. i am ready to be beaten by you. what kind of a jail is this? there is no a.c.- there is no t.v. after awhile, you will sayyour wife isn't here either. inspector. look,the actual criminals are arrested. so please release the fake ones.- thank you very much. release the three of them! meena. no need to worry!
the operation is successful. ms. jhumri, we are very sorry.. ..for what we have done to you. don't say sorry to me,but to your wives. these three have suffered a lot. look, woman is another formof goddess. even the lord considersgoddesses as his strength. if you can'tconsider them powerful.. ..at least respect them.
recognise their love for you.your life will always be bright. we will never repeatthe mistakes we have committed. so now it is decidedthat there won't.. ..be any differencebetween men and women. both of you will work. both of you will earn money.. ..and spend..- peanuts! - yes. "the salary is a good amount.the expenditure is peanuts." "now there's nothingto worry about."
"life is longand the pension is good." "enjoy spending it.- we will!"
